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dpr1:

dan and phil and nick jonas presenting the best british vlogger award

i think dan died inside during that hug

STSL Day 3: Favorite Youtube Video - Little Ways To Change Your Life.

wildbelles:

OHMYGOD

harriesobsession:

THEY LOOK SO GOOD

@danisnotonfire: this just happened i don’t know how to feel @nickjonas 

my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
al